Things that get annoying

• When people say or do these things, do they get annoying?
  
• When people point at their watch and ask what time it is. I know where my watch is, where's yours? I don't point at my pants and ask where the bathroom is now do I?!
  
• People are willing to get up and search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk up to the TV and change the channel manually.
  
• When people say "its always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they?
  
• When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.' OF COURSE. What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
  
• When people at the movies say 'you see that?' No, I paid $9.00 to come to the theater and to stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
  
• When something is 'new and improved', which one is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been sumthin before it.
  
• When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, your the one that pulled me over.
  
• When people say 'Life is short' What? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! Is there something they are doing longer, and what is it?
  
• When people ask 'Can I BORROW a piece of paper?' Sure, but when you put all your answers on it, I want it back! I mean its a piece of paper!
  
• When your waiting for the bus and the guy next to you asks 'bus come yet?' If it had came I wouldn't be standing here now would I?
  
• People who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?