Bush and firing squad

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a smallCentral American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and justbefore the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panicand Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Alpondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out,"Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see thepattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." Heconfidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles wereraised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"