Pickup lines - never try this without profesional supervision :) (good)

The Best Pickup lines :

1) Can you please touch me...? That way I can tell all my friends I've been touched by an angel"
2) Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, would you mind waiting here while I pass by again?"

3) You know, I was having a really rotten day until you smiled at me. Can I buy you a drink as a thank-you?

4) don't I know you from somewhere? My dreams perhaps?

5) Honey, I'm writing a phonebook, could you give me your name and number.

6) "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

7) "What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." (This one for dwm )

9) "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"

10) "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

11) "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."


The Worst Pickup Lines
1) How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

2) "What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

3) "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

4) "Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?"

5) "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

6) "I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."

7) "Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"

"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"

9) "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

go figure it out.............